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#1 Linkmaster30000


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Posted 13 September 2007 - 07:27 AM

At a fabric store, a pretty girl spots a nice material for a dress and asks the male clerk, "How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk.

"Thatís fine," said the girl. "Iíll take ten yards."

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, and then teasingly held it out. The girl took the bag and pointed to the old man standing beside her, and smiled.

"Grandpa will pay the bill."

#2 Dekrem


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Posted 13 September 2007 - 08:07 AM

I was expecting her to dump a bag of Hershey kisses on the counter...But I suppose yours works too... Tongue.gif

Edited by Dekrem, 13 September 2007 - 08:15 AM.

#3 Haku


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Posted 13 September 2007 - 09:30 AM

laugh.gif That's pretty good.

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Posted 13 September 2007 - 12:29 PM


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