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#1 Frau

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Posted 06 November 2008 - 06:59 PM

I've never even read these stupid books and yet they seem to protrude into every aspect of my life.

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Posted 06 November 2008 - 07:52 PM

If you do read them, your manhood will be confiscated.

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Posted 06 November 2008 - 08:48 PM

I don't want to. Ever.
Alas, girlfriend is obsessed.

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Posted 06 November 2008 - 08:52 PM

Geez, guys, THEY AREN'T THAT BAD.

And I know many guys who have read Twilight. Granted, I know more girls than guys, but goddamn it, you won't loose your manhood.

Freaking give them a chance. You'll learn that not every person who reads Twilight becomes obsessed with Edward's looks. XD.gif (I personally, prefer his muscled brother, Emmett. XD.gif)

Edited by Triforce+, 06 November 2008 - 08:53 PM.


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Posted 06 November 2008 - 09:13 PM

I have been told to read them because if I find out what Edward's like, I may be inspired to be a better boyfriend.

So no thanks. That's kind of insulting. And I'm being forced to see the movie...so...yippee.

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Posted 06 November 2008 - 09:15 PM

I hate Twilight with a passion.
So terrible.

#7 mdonut281

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Posted 06 November 2008 - 09:21 PM

I'm reading it to find what all the fuss is about.

Yeah, Edward? He's not the guy we should be trying to be. At all. Fire Truck Edward Cullen and his brain dead groupie.

It's like I can never get with a girl who's read Twilight and enjoyed it because "EDWAAAAARD." Pisses me off, really.

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Posted 06 November 2008 - 10:17 PM

These books piss me off to no end. I got to page 300 on the first one, and stopped because I began growing breasts. It was mildly interesting in the beginning, but then slumped down into fangirl ravings. Half of the book I read seemed like it could be on fanfiction.net. Not to mention that the writing just became plain sloppy.

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Posted 06 November 2008 - 10:54 PM

According to MoM, the last book of the series ended up being the worst of the lot... the whole book was foobarred by being rushed.

I'm not sure why I've been avoiding reading them... but I'm certainly not going to now.

Edited by Cpt. Deep, 06 November 2008 - 10:54 PM.


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Posted 07 November 2008 - 12:01 AM

1) Watch the movie
2) Piss off the fangirls/boys by saying "BUT THIS IS HOW IT WENT DOWN IN THE MOVIE"
3) Sit back and wait for the RAAAAGE
4) ???
5) PROFIT!

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Posted 07 November 2008 - 12:04 AM

QUOTE (mdonut281 @ Nov 7 2008, 12:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
1) Watch the movie
2) Piss off the fangirls/boys by saying "BUT THIS IS HOW IT WENT DOWN IN THE MOVIE"
3) Sit back and wait for the RAAAAGE
4) Visit the KG box while waiting for said RAGE, while selling bottles or air on E-Bay.
5) PROFIT!



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Posted 07 November 2008 - 12:10 AM

A friend of mine keeps on trying to read them. I keep telling her that I have a lot of other books to read first when I get the time (such as The Bourne series). So since I never have time or the will to read while I am at college...the odds of me actually reading these books are unlikely.

QUOTE (Cpt. Deep @ Nov 6 2008, 09:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
According to MoM, the last book of the series ended up being the worst of the lot... the whole book was foobarred by being rushed.

I'm not sure why I've been avoiding reading them... but I'm certainly not going to now.


The same friend told me that it was a complete service to please the fans, which is why it was fubar in her opinion.

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Posted 07 November 2008 - 12:17 AM

Echo("You Will loose your \c2MANHOOD\c0");

I hang out with a group of girls most of the time, and pretty much they have read them all, they bought the books ON THE DAY it they came out. I know a guy who read them, but he lost his manhood a long time ago.

Edited by Oni Link, 07 November 2008 - 12:20 AM.


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Posted 07 November 2008 - 12:18 AM

I love Breaking Dawn. 8D

Eclipse and New Moon--not so much.

Edited by OBAMA*, 07 November 2008 - 12:19 AM.


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Posted 07 November 2008 - 01:00 AM

see? GIRL.

Does it like only apply to girls or something? Is it because I can't find myself being TOTALLY DEDICATED LOL Fire Truck DANGER I LURVE VAMPS to a guy like Robert Pattinson Edward Cullen? I'm curious, I really am.




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