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#1 Hanz

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 07:40 AM

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On the campaign trail in South Carolina last night, Republican candidate Mike Huckabee joked that he was going to make Chuck Norris his secretary of defense.


#2 Spritek

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 11:47 AM

We should all vote for Huckabee because Chuck Norris Supports him.

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 01:30 PM

That would be the awesomest thing ever.

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 01:56 PM

I am convinced that Mitt Romney is Bruce Wayne...

Huckabee also says Colbert will be his Vice President.

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 02:27 PM

I couldn't elect in good conscience anybody who would say something like that in a joking tone.

Edited by Sabrage, 20 January 2008 - 02:27 PM.


#6 Linkmaster30000

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 06:58 PM

Why not?

#7 Sabrage

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 07:14 PM

Because Chuck Norris is not a matter to just toss around.

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 07:42 PM

QUOTE (Sabrage @ Jan 20 2008, 07:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Because Chuck Norris is no laughing matter


fiiiiixed.

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 09:55 PM

Chuck Norris is like a brainwashing disease thing. It needs to stop dammit. D:<

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 09:56 PM

You try telling him that.

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 09:59 PM

Chuck Norris can stick it in his juice box and suck it. >:\

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 10:04 PM

He can, but he doesn't want to.

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 11:22 PM

He'd probably roundhouse kick the juice box and then demand some good old fashioned... something (What does he drink? Water? Blood?).

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 11:30 PM

If Huckabee wins due to Chuck Norris, I'm going on a killing spree.
Seriously.
Huckabee's ideas are... awful.

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Posted 21 January 2008 - 12:40 AM

QUOTE (Goliath @ Jan 20 2008, 10:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Politicians are... awful.

Fix'd.




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